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Million Dollars, But...: Sugar Pine 7 Can't Poop

Join Steven, James, and Cib in their first (and probably last) episode of Million Dollars, But! There's a superhero with gum powers, nude public speaking, and for some reason everyone touches James' crotch.

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  • AenarTenthSkraeling FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 hours ago

    Please never ever bring these guys back for another Million Dollars But... episode. This is the first time I've ever disliked a Million Dollars But... episode but these guys somehow managed to do it. And before any of their fans get salty no I'm not just biased against SP7 or whatever, before watching this episode I had no idea who they were and I have not watched any of their content or listened to any debates about them. The reason I hate this episode is not because of who they are or what they've made before, only what they made here. 


    And what they made here was a flat out terrible Million Dollars But... episode. Seriously it was awful, they kept interrupting each other, their dialogue went nowhere, their scenarios were badly thought out, hell in the first round they didn't even make a decision of whether or not to take the money because they were to busy arguing. Worst of all they simply weren't funny.

  • GnarlyLasagna FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    12 hours ago

    this is the absolute greatest episode of MDB so far and i dont think it can be topped

  • MrLMV FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    20 hours ago

    I wonder how much an issue of the Death of Gum Man comic is worth today?

  • Agratostin FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 days ago

    As Dynamic Banter once put it, "They just don't get it". Well i dont watch MDB cuz its usually kind of boring, but these boys made it funny. The comedy isnt forced, its just their kind of comedy seems that way for those who are not used to it. I guess its how i feel about SMOSH. Their comedy seem too try hard for me. 

  • CalebMcGrath FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 days ago

    Yeah, didn't enjoy this one at all. It felt way too forced.

    Get the old crew back

  • eight_angry_nuns FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 days ago

    i want to like SP7 but they just make it difficult with the forced humour. i don't hate them but I'm not a fan of them

  • ASTR0PHEL FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 days ago

    i loved this episode it was obviously uhhh different and it didnt really feel like MDB and i get why people wouldn't like that but i personally enjoyed it v much thank u sp7

  • alx50ww FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 days ago

    ...they..they're not good with structure. 10/10 


  • blspeiser FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 days ago

    Yeah, not my thing. I get that some people dig SP7, but I'm not one of them.

  • lbradleys FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 days ago

    I like SP7 and even found this reasonably funny, but it didn't feel like an episode of MDB really which is quite a shame.

  • Erymry FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 days ago

    Honestly this was one of my favourite MDB. I can see why people don't like the way SP7 tend to... derail things, but for me it always makes things more hilarious.

  • Ronoh14 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 days ago

    Im going to be honest and Im not going to lie, but this was by far the absolute worst MDB. I have never liked SP7 from the get go nor have I liked Suptic. Every scenario was just dumb with no forethought or even any sort of conversation. I really hope that they dont ever get to do another MDB.

    • bob123man FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold bob123man

      6 days ago

      then you're just watching it to make yourself pissed even more, if you know you don't like SP7 why watch it then?

    • connorhawke FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 days ago

      Edgy

    • supersparky FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 days ago

      Agreed, just dumb

    • Chiron723 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 days ago

      @bob123man I'd imagine because it's MDB and he figured they'd stick to the typical structure of the series? This was a terrible episode, they started at the premise and just did their own thing from there. Also was it me or were they focused more on making the absurd premise even more absurd than actually clarifying the scenario? Hell I don't even like Fun Haus but they can stick to the MDB format and still be funny.

    • VaultHunter26 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 days ago

      Ronoh14, "by far the absolute worst MDB" "I have never liked SP7". Well see here is your problem. If you already don't like something maybe you shouldn't watch it? That is like me watching football and saying "this was the worst sports game ever" and then comment after the fact "I didn't like football to begin with". You see the problem there?

  • bigtony103 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 days ago

    Is it ok to say i don't like SP7. Not saying this was bad but i feel like this MDB was just off. If you like it great but they are just not for me.

  • darktemplar221 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 days ago

    These guys ruined this episode at least funhaus was funny!

  • UnusedName FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 days ago

    Shout out to disappointed but apathetic Autumn at 5:20  

    • robbie28 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Robbie

      2 days ago

      So...just Autumn?

  • PolygonByte FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 days ago

    I think the ideas in this episode that SP7 had were actually not bad and could've been really good scenarios. But I'm sorry, the constant interruptions of each other just made this really bad. I absolutely love MDB and I understand that this is SP7's specific persona that they go for but I don't think it made for a good episode.

  • Murus FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 days ago

    I try to give them a chance when they do something outside their own content, but their shtick just doesn't appeal to me. 

  • Nogisaka FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 days ago

    Nope.  Still don't like these guys.

  • The-A-Baum FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 days ago

    Gotta admit, I wasn't the biggest fan of SP7 when they were on Always Open, but this was absolutely hilarious!  The format of the show seems much more catered to their style, and I loved trying to watch the actors try to keep up with the absolute chaos of the conversation.  I was on the fence about checking out their solo content, but after this, I'll definitely have to watch some!

  • MacMerritt FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 days ago

    Worst MDB ever. Hate these guys.

  • UnspokenKibs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 days ago

    My mental image is of Blaine sitting off-camera, holding his head in his hands, wracking his brain about how he's going to turn the hour of footage they have of these three being mean to each other into a workable video. 

  • GeenaChristine FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold 2018 Guardian

    6 days ago

    I love the Sugar Pine boys so much  caboose

  • SamSmyly FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 days ago

    I have a question for SP7 fans. When they first joined the RT site i watched a couple of their videos, and ive seen them in multiple podcasts and to me they seem (i know its a persona, but thats what they do in their content) like insufferable douchebag assholes and i just cant stand them. However, everytime someone at RT speaks about them its about how amazing their content is and how incredibly funny they are. Am i missing something? Am i just seeing them at their worst and missing good content? or does everyone just have a vastly different idea of entertaining then me?

    • GeenaChristine FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold 2018 Guardian

      6 days ago

      I'm a SP7 fan and I LOVE their content and their humor. I have a friend who doesn't get their humor. I think it's just not for everyone, honestly.

    • rennegain FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      6 days ago

      They are acting, its all a bit and they carry it into podcasts and such to really make people think "...is it real?" but its not, its just brilliant acting. Its obviously not for everyone, and it usually doesn't make me laugh out loud but it tickles the back of my brain with the very clever real almost dark comedy they have. Also they slip in deep feelings a lot and its really fun to watch an emotional video sometimes

    • adburns FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 days ago

      I remember seeing someone say something about how they decided that being in other RT content shouldn't ruin the whole "is it a bit?" things so I think they're just always in that mode, on camera at least. Have you tried watching the sp7 podcast? I think you might find that more appealing since they're more themselves and not their personas. But they also might just not be for everybody, I am huge fan personally but its def a different kind of humor

  • SteakSlushy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 days ago

    Those poor actors!  Trying to keep up with all that VO and that constant stream of dialog.

  • BRB93 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    I've not watched SP7's content, other than when they've appeared in AH videos, but they sure do give off a really awkward and uncomfortable vibe, especially Steven. I don't hate them and I don't like them. However, if they're in a video with AH then I'll watch it, just to see what they're like.

  • Barr1stan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    I liked Steven's Lex Talionis reference.

  • shmanel FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    "Million dollars but, you have to be in a conversation with us for an hour."


    Wow, rough choice.  Can I drink heavily before the hour starts?

    • Johnny011712 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      6 days ago

      my thought was, do I have to engage, or just be in the room.. and can I have my earbuds in?

  • tomwardd FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold tomwardd

    1 week ago

    Really fucking funny episode, this actually really gelled with their humour.

  • FlavarKlotzk FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    wow sp7 can ruin everything why did i even try watching this knowing they are in there. 

    • motherofbacchus FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      6 days ago

      right there with you, dude

  • Schames FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    SP7 is like Cow Chop in the sense that their methods are on an extreme end that most RT isn't used to. (Them interrupting, arguing, and such is part of their act).  I can see the humor in James and Cib but I just can't stand their argument bits against Steven.(They have Steven play the role of the one trying, but then he plays the idiot at the same time).  I've seen some of their content where Steven wasn't there and it was hilarious.  Also, I hate Steven's internet persona of acting incompetent, sometimes he'll act like he's mentally challenged for a laugh...(He's pretty normal in real life, though he is notorious for being rude to other RT actors as well).  So, my suggestion for people who don't know SP7 and want to learn who they are...watch some of their content where Steven Suptic isn't in it.

  • clumsy_minotaur FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    These MDBs with the different parts of RT make so much sense...

    AH were violent

    FH were NSFW

    and SP7 were uncomfortable

    Looking forward to seeing stuff from the other parts of RT

  • cleverandironic FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    yes more SP7 that was hilarious 

  • Conderson FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    This was hilarious to me, I really enjoyed their arguing and watching as those amazing actors lip syncing to it! Great job on their part and editing as well!


    This honestly makes me want to watch more SP7 videos now.

  • ylurkes FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    that was intense.

  • brian192168 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    the picture from the funneral bit, is that ray?


  • FlashWally22 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    This one is the weakest million dollars but, the three of them just aren't entertaining.  They argue and interrupt each other.  

    • bhubble84 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 week ago

      Thats there whole thing. Its the reason why those who watch them find them so funny. I don't watch much of their content but I can see why people like them. 

    • ManofGears FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 week ago

      Completely agree! I don’t like their awkward humor!

  • Nooraelad FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Who ... the fuck is Sugar Pine 7? And never let them do anything on here again. Jesus that was painful to watch. 

    • Padarom FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      6 days ago

      You might not have realized, but Sugar Pine 7 is a part of Rooster Teeth.

  • Drakezilla FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    haha yes, this is probably the best episode yet. 

  • Ahnahleesah FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Those actors who had to lip sync over their dialogue.

  • Zionn FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    omg Blaine multiplied, someone call the exterminator.

  • LeocantoCosta FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Is there any show or group as controversially liked/disliked in RT as SP7 seems to be?  Based solely off of this comments thread.

    • oliverwilson FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 week ago

      I would agree based on Funhaus videos when Steve first appeared (Prey)

  • halofulltime FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Bladesmith

    1 week ago

    not my favorite video tbh but SP7 isn't exactly my cup of tea anyways. good scenarios though!

  • aghettohebrew FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    looooooooved this episode, but my god was the background music loud af to anyone else?

  • JWL7 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    I liked the way their arguments were added into the scenarios. SP7 is not for me though.

  • DungusMcBrungus FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    This was my favorite MDB episode ever. Love me sum bois

  • AutoPhox FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    I can appreciate SP7 in small doses. This MDB format was really entertaining to watch. Dubbing the arguments over the action was cleverly done. 

  • TheNobleWolf42 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold A guy w/o real problems

    1 week ago

    'Wow. I'm surprised that people didn't like the episode. But hey, if you don't like SP7, I'm not gonna try to convince you otherwise. I'm just gonna recommend that you try to ignore who's doing the show and maybe look at the actual content. I don't know. I haven't watched much of SP7's content, and this episode was really entertaining to me. Maybe not knowing them helps.

    • AlphaHex FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 week ago

      I don't watch any of their own content, just the stuff on RT, but normally I think they come across better to audiences other than their own with someone else in there to break it up a little. Like the always open episode had 2 of them, Barb and Muriel, and that worked really well.

  • SpaghettiWizard FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Way better than the last few MDB videos, they actually had a conversation about their scenarios instead of what usually feels like quickly reading through the script for that episode.


    More SP7 please!

  • AyyyTilley FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Honestly, this is one of my all time favorite MDB episodes! These guys are highly talented improv entertainers, and the MDB format is basically designed for them. Loved how their arguing was incorporated into the scenes.


    I understand that not all RT fans "like" SP7, and I can can see how their OTS episode wasn't the greatest introduction, but these guys deserve way more credit. I see some comments complaining about toilet humor and sex stuff, but those things are common through most of RT's content- and I don't recall anyone complaining when Michael Jones talked about punching his poop.


    I guess what I'm trying to say is simply: you can dislike something, but still appreciate the effort and genius that goes into it. You don't have to bash on everything that doesn't float your boat.

  • good2cya FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Horse McDoomkook

    1 week ago

    I don't watch SP7 content, but I thoroughly enjoyed this! :)

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