Oct 4: Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a salesperson-over the phone.
Oct 5: Chuck Norris once took a walking tour of a coal mine. It is now a diamond mine.
Oct 6 & 7: When Chuck Norris was a kid, he was so talented that he won the school talent show just by signing up.
Oct 8: Chuck Norris can in fact dig to China.
Oct 9: The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris.
Oct 10: Chuck Norris can make a long distance call without dialing "1" first.
Oct 11: Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't foolish enough to attack him.
Oct 12: Chuck Norris protects his airbag in an accident.
Oct 13 & 14: Chuck Norris puts his socks on after he puts on his boots.
Oct 15: Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.